Welcome to the chaos. You’re not here to save lives — you’re here to laugh at the absolute dumpster fire of humanity. Shift Happens: Emergency Chaos is an R-rated, dark-humor party card game built for first responders, nurses, and anyone twisted enough to enjoy the wild & traumatic ride.
Draw a Dispatch card (real-life disaster meets unhinged humor). Slap down your funniest Response card. Win the round by being either the funniest, the dumbest, or the only one who played the “correct” answer. Bonus points for chaos. Extra laughs for trauma.
Ages: 18+ (if you’re offended easily, you’re the rookie)
⚠️ The Disclaimer (Because Lawyers & Dumbasses)
This is a parody party game. It does not provide medical, legal, or professional advice. All scenarios are fictional. All resemblance to real people, events, or raccoons clutching Popeye’s biscuits is purely coincidental. Mature content. 18+. Play at your own risk of dying from laughter.
